CEOh So Important - Song#32

CEOh So Important by Rich Baker

I’m the CEO
I’m the president
This company is what I make of it

I’m important
I’m the man
I’m the one who sets out the business plan

I wear power suits
I take power lunches
Every morning I wake up and do a thousand crunches

I eat raw eggs
I make million dollar deals
I buy shoes that won’t slip on banana peels

(chorus)
I’m the CEO!
I’m the CEOh So important
I’m the CEO!
I’m the CEOh So important

Today I hired six people
Later I’ll fire three
Best be on your behavior when you’re talking to me

I ran seven miles
I drive a Porshe
I told my third wife that I’m gonna divorce her

A man tried to shoot me
But the bullets bounced off
I cause the Richter scale to shake when I cough

I healed a cripple
I killed a vampire too
I can talk with the animals when I go to the zoo

(chorus)
I’m the CEO!
I’m the CEOh so important
I’m the CEO!
I’m the CEOh so important

I waved to a girl today
Now she’s pregnant with a kid
The Discovery Channel talks about the things I did

I met Godzilla
And I punched him in the face
Everyone best back up out my personal space

I flew to Saturn
On my new desk chair
I vacation in the clouds with all the Care Bears

I turn into a werewolf
And then I eat babies
Come at me and I’ll bite you and give you rabies

(Chorus)
I’m the CEO!
I’m the CEOh so important
I’m the CEO!
I’m the CEOh so important

(bridge)
I worked hard to get where I am today
I stepped on dreams and hid the fact that I’m gay
I stabbed everyone I could right in the back
I’m a mutant duck with radioactive quack
I’ll take all the money I can get
And wager millions on a silly bet
I crush people’s hopes each and every hour
I am like He-Man I have the power

(chorus x2)
I’m the CEO!
I’m the CEOh so important
I’mt he CEO!
I’m the CEOh so important