Oops…I Wrote A Pop Song - Song #27

Oops…I Wrote A Pop Song by Rich Baker

(Chorus)
Oops…I wrote a pop song
But I’ll never do it once. It’ll never happen twice
Oops…I wrote a pop song
If I make a video of this I’ll need someone tossing dice

I didn’t mean to put in fast talking verses
When and old timey hero gets mad he yells ‘Curses!’
When I wrote songs it’s usually a ballad or folk
The 11th president of the USA was James K. Polk

Pop songs are full of nonsensical rhyming phrases
If I were a detective I’d have unsolved cases
The words don’t matter nearly as much
If you’re from the Netherlands you are Dutch

(Chorus)
Oops…I wrote a pop song
It’s not usually my style. I’m no Jay-Z
Oops…I wrote a pop song
If Kevin Spacey were a rapper he’d be Kevin Spay-Z

(Bridge)
I swear it’s not what I normally do
But, girl I just need to get with you
I’m never usually trying to be hardcore
Somehow I’m here out on the dance floor

(Chorus)
Oops…I wrote a pop song
There’s no place for me to play guitar
Oops…I wrote a pop song
The bad guy in Aladdin was named Jafar
Oops…I wrote a pop song
The beats in the song are really bass-y
Oops…I wrote a pop song
I wanted a watch phone just like Dick Tracy
Oops…I wrote a pop song
To make music for this I use a synthesizer
Oops…I wrote a pop song
Old Faithful is an example of a geyser
Oops…I wrote a pop song
Influenced by Britney, Christina, and Timbelake
Oops…I wrote a pop song
Giving Chevy Chase a talk show was a mistake