Friday, January 22, 2010

Party Foul - Song# 22

Party Foul

It happens when you’re not thinking
It happens when you’ve been drinking
It happens when you’re trying to impress chicks
When it happens you look like a bag of dicks

(Chorus)
Party Foul!
The little moments that just aren’t cool
Party Foul!
When you wind up looking like a tool
Party Foul!
Yeah that just happened and it’s just sad
Party Foul!
Better apologize. Better say ‘my bad.’

Hanging at a party and you spill your beer
Try to franticly clean it up off a strange girl’s rear
In your panic you wind up making things worse
When you trip over her and she spills her purse

Take your friend’s car. Didn’t ask permission.
Drive it too hard and blow the transmission.
Push it back to his house just before dawn
Slip the keys back so he won’t know it was gone

When you’re in the bathroom doing you’re thing
And you notice there’s no toilet paper on the ring
So you decide it’d be okay to use your roommate’s towel
You best believe that’s a party foul.

Party Foul!

(Bridge)
Certain things you should just never do
And the one hurt the most will be you
So listen up and take my advice
The following are things that are never nice
Making out with you best friend’s ex
Party Foul!
Referring to your date as one of your projects
Party Foul!
Showing up to work when you’re contagious sick
Party Foul!
Hitting on chicks at the abortion clinic
Party Foul!

The moral of this story is that we all mess up
But just don’t be a douche and fess up
Just be cool and then you’ll be killing it
Or act like a tool all dumb and inconsiderate!

Party Foul!

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